Its no suprise that I pamper myself with rituals such as weekly manicures, pedicures and the occasional instance, when deemed neccesary; massages. I enjoy the soft touch of a therapist kneeding my back and shoulders into an utopia of painless nature. I believe anyone with an experience in the arena, receiving massages will understand that the event I am prepared to explain is completely inappropriate.

Typically, I frequent Tulsa Therapeutic Massage Center or The Woodhouse Day Spa, however, due to both locations being closed on Sundays, I decided I would try someplace new. I checked online and found a location close to my residence, near meaning within two miles and I called to find out if they had any appointments available. I was informed that they had some gaps in the days schedule and I could make it in right then.

I arrived at the location, everything seemed modest. It was neat, organized and setup pretty well. Once I was inside I was given a room and I changed clothes. About half through the time allotted towards my massage the therapist began reading off a menu of extracurricular activities in which I could participate, for various fees ranging between $50.00 and $200.00.

The therapist, in this situation who I am going to call the therapist, regardless if she was or not. She gave a decent massage, except now I have this nasty bruise on my back where she violently beat a knot or something out. I was dissappointed that I visited a place like this. I’ve never even been to a freaking strip club and have no real desire to, let a lone a massage therapy joint that pleasures you with alternative medicine…

Needless to say, I turned her offer down and immediately asked her to leave he room so I could dress. It was actually an experience — I wonder what was running through her head when I turned her offer down and she left. Guess I will never know.

Tulsa Police, if you guys read this crap for content, I’m willing to go undercover to bust these places! Its absurd, do something about it!

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