Three weeks ago I found myself standing outside my garage, recording a new voice-mailbox greeting on my mobile phone. Upon recording the new message, callers who were not fortunate enough for me to answer their call were greeted with, “Voice mails with no substance absolutely stink! So, if you don’t have a message — just go ahead and hang up. Otherwise, leave your message after the tone or I will see your missed call and try to call you back.”
The purpose of voice mail in my opinion: capture the telephone calls from people who actually require attention. Verbal messages are left accordingly, providing the recipient with a message to identify the caller, their issue and a means for which the recipient can return their call. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to receive a notification, “New Voice Message from ###-###-####,” just to call your mailbox and discover it is an individual saying, “Hey, hit me up!” I find that extremely irritating. Obviously I will see the missed call and try to return it.
Honestly, my friends and family know that I am pretty freaking bad about returning telephone calls. I am 10 times more likely to return your electronic correspondance(s) such as email and instant messages, prior to ever returning a phone call. Sometimes I get so irritated by people on the other end of such telephone calls that I opt to skip the live conversation all-together and just put myself straight into their voice mailbox. This makes it easy; avoid the annoying.
Too bad I am not experiencing this conflict with only my mobile calls. I have the same annoying scenario and complaints with messages from clients and messages at home. Callers phone my number and leave messages that are so broad and weak with useful information that I get irritated just listening to them. “Justin, this is John Doe, give me a call back please.” Would it really hurt to leave a little more information surrounding the topic of what your call is about John Doe?
As an example of what I consider to be a useful, to the point and helpful voice message:
Good morning, my name is Justin Shattuck and I am calling from Tulsa, Oklahoma. My call concerns the 72″ custom printed static adhesive wall-cling offered on your website, whatever-it-was.com. If I were to provide my artwork cropped and extracted from the background, could you possibly print and overnight the printed materials to me so I could receive no later than Friday, February 2. If you could follow-up with me by telephone at ###-###-####. I appreciate your efforts in advance. Once again my name is Justin Shattuck, interested in 72″ wall-cling, ###-###-####.
Now maybe that is a bit overboard, although it is how I leave voice messages. Straight to the point and usually as accurate as I can possibly be, unless I am intentionally trying to be broad and mysterious with the topic. I’m not saying that everyones’ voice messages are horrible and of under-par quality in substance; just most. I would like to check my voice-mailox and distinguish immediately a call that needs to be immediately returned or those that could wait until my attention is undivided.
Imagine if the caller actually picked up the call, what would you ask, what would they ask and how would you answer it? Deliver responses to these questions within your voice message, giving the recipient a heads-up as to your reasons for calling.
The above mentioned outline is simply my suggestion, a modest recommendation to leave the significant details everytime you leave a message within someone’s voice-mailbox. Give it a whirl, find yourself delivering useful, informative messages that are full of substance and reason. The recipient on the other end is sure to be happier because the more we know the more comfortable we are.
If you know why someone is calling, you’re more likely to return their call. At least I know I am. Write em down, memorize them, paint them on your refridgerator; I don’t care — just give it a try and let me know if you think they are worthy of your use.
If you call me… you better utilize them! They are my guidelines to a successful call back from Justin Shattuck!
Jan 31
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14 Comments Voice Messages Need Substance, Seriously!
jimmy
January 31st, 2007 at 9:54 am
1i hate voicemails, and i’d really rather not receive them at all. they are a pain in the butt to check, and they use my cell minutes to check them (retarded, but true). If one must leave me a voicemail, i really prefer it to be about a specific topic - and not just ‘hey its mom, give me a call back when you get a chance, i need to ask you a question.’ Gee, thanks mom - do you think i’d see you called my cell phone, and not call back?
My work phone, however, completely different case. I’d really rather not have a long drawn out message (generally because all my calls at work are about how people are having a problem with this or that). These messages usually contain a bunch of complaining, and rambling, with no useful content anyway - i’d really rather someone just say they’re having a problem with a specific thing, leave their name, phone number, and what time i can call them back.
Another thing that irks me, is when people talk too fast. They leave a message as if their life is about to end, and whatever they are about to say is the most important thing in the world, and requires immediate attention, but their phone battery is going to die in 2 seconds, so you get a long slur of name+brief message+number. This results in me having to listen to their message about 800 times to get their name and number, and even then, I may not be able to decipher the cryptic message which is their name.
In summary, I don’t really like voicemail, but if you must leave me a message - make it worth my while to listen to it.
Justin
January 31st, 2007 at 10:16 am
2@Jimmy: I agree. I actually forgot to incorporate Verbal Tempo into my initial post when I drafted it. However, its there now — per your comment.
The call time thing is something I feel is important as well. Kind of annoying to call someone back and them not be available, goes along with phone tag, its an annoying game that I want to stay as far from as possible!
Justin C.
January 31st, 2007 at 10:17 am
3This is a great post, however, you forgot to mention an important exception to leaving informative voicemails. For me, it better be informative, or REALLY DAMN FUNNY. Everyone loves it when you get that voicemail that makes you go “what… the?” and then you play it for all your friends. I pray that people leave me funny voicemails just to break up all the informative (and non) monotony.
Scott
January 31st, 2007 at 10:27 am
4I call bullshit on this…
“Obviously I will see the missed call and try to return it.”
I think when your best friend of 10 years leaves you a message that simply says “hey, it’s me… call me back” that it’s grounds for a call back. Yet, you’ve been failing to do so 98% of the time over the past 7 months and counting. Maybe we just live in different worlds.
Next time I’ll give you a detailed explanation of why I called.
“Hey Justin, this is Scott. Just calling to see if you’re alive or if you remember who I am. I’m that guy you used to know. I also wanted to see if you ever want to hang out. I know you’re busy with work, your girlfriend, your blog, other web endeavors, and looking at internet porn… But it would be real cool if you would at least call me back because I’d be absolutely dazzled if I got to speak to you…. Oh yeah, my phone number is 981-555-6020, the time is 6:42 PM on Wednesday, January the 31st. I can best be reached between the hours of 12:01AM and 11:59PM… Absolutely no calls at midnight however. Thank you and good day.”
werd.
gmonkey
January 31st, 2007 at 10:52 am
5I hate voicemails. For businesses its a channel without any spam filter — every message is an annoying sales call. And for everyone else? If you won’t take the time to write down the details and send it to me — instead choosing to “talk to me about it”, then I have to find a pen (or pull up a freakin’ text editor, or…more typically: send myself an email).
Justin
January 31st, 2007 at 11:14 am
6@Scott:
Sweet! A real-life working example of my quote. See, I still responded to this more quickly than a telephone call.
graham
January 31st, 2007 at 4:27 pm
7I kind of hate talking on the phone altogether, that seems to be my problem. I’m bad about returning calls as well.
molly
January 31st, 2007 at 4:31 pm
8What about this:
“Hey Justin this is Molly. I have a really great story so you ABSOLUTELY MUST call me back! You’re going to like it.”
Is that good enough?
Scott
January 31st, 2007 at 7:01 pm
9You’d definitely get a call back… I will probably get a call back after I’ve left for boot camp.
Enigmafyv
January 31st, 2007 at 9:50 pm
10Can I get an Amen! Can I get a hallelujah! Praise be to the defined voice mail.
I’m fully on board with this one.
Justin
February 1st, 2007 at 8:37 pm
11Amen!
I figured more people would be for voicemail than this, I like how people share my opinion; means you’re intelligent.
heh..
Justin C.
February 2nd, 2007 at 12:05 pm
12sometime i leave voicemails that say something to the effect of:
“Jessica!! CALL ME BACK IT’S AN EMERGENCY!!!!”
but even that doesn’t work anymore
Justin
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:12 pm
13My personal favorite, quietly whispher the beginning of your message into the phone, while in voicemail, “Hey Justin, it’s Shat, thought I would hit you up to tell you that I THINK YOU ARE A PANSY FIGURE OUT MY ITUNES CRAP!” Only where the capitals begin is where I start SCREAMING into the phone very loud.
It usually makes people mad :)
Travis Q
February 23rd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
14I’m siding with Scott on this one. It seems to me no matter what method of correspondence I use, it is either not taken seriously or is forgotten by the time you get convenience to call or write back. (I hope its the latter)
Case in point:
I left a “good” voicemail this past Saturday indicating the reason for my call and what I expected. No response.
After not returning my call, we chatted online 4 days later about having lunch and catching up. I wrote to you that it would me much easier for me to tell my stories of tribulation and to lock down details via the phone rather than write them all out…being half gimpy and all. To this, you responded, “Let me call you in just a sec…working on something for a few more minutes.”
To Date: Still No Word from Shattuck. :(
I wrote something about this very topic recently…actually it was on Jan 10th.
http://www.tquizzle.com/2007/01/10/communication-is-key/
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